My Failed Attempt to Return a Broken 'Comfort Wipe' | Cracked.com
CSR: Jesus Christ sir. -long pause- The relationship between the Comfort Wipe and your ass has no relevance here. In fact, if you were using the product on your ass, that might actually strengthen your case. But because you broke your Comfort Wipe while harassing people on a bus, I cannot give you a refund.
2 years ago